i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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