no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She announced her abortion via fbk
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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