we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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