He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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