Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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