What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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