"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
don't judge my taste in strippers
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
