I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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