I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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