so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize