woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Randomize