my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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