OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just found puke in my bra..
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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