i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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