As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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