i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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