Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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