Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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