Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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