dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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