I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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