i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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