For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Boobs are out for the taking
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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