try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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