porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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