so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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