I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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