Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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