she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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