She is in my trunk
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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