FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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