Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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