hotel room ftw
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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