Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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