We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
