You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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