Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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