yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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