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I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
i think my cat just said my name.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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