508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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