I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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