Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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