I heard we made out
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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