If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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