batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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