Old men and throwing up are my life now.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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