i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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