hotel room ftw
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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