she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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