I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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