But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he puts the penis in happiness.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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