Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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