whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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