: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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