why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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